Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
- Barnett R. Brickner
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
- George Bernard Shaw
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
- H. Norman Wright
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
- Elizabeth Cadell
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
- Anne Taylor Fleming
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