Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
- Warren Farrell
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
- Gayle G. Roper
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
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