Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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