Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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