Quotations
Funny
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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