Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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