Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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