Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
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