Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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