Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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