Quotations
Funny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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