Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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