Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
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