Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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