Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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