Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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