Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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