Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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