Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
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