Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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