Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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