Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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