Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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