Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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