Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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