Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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