Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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