Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
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