Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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