Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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