Quotations
Funny
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
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