Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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