Quotations
Funny
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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