Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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