Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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