Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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