Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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