Quotations
Funny
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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