Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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