Quotations
Marriage
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
- Vita Sackville-West
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
- J. Courtney Sullivan
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
- George Bernard Shaw
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
- Benjamin Franklin
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
- Debbie Macomber
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
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