Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
- Benjamin Franklin
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer
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