Quotations
Marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.
- Philippa Gregory
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
- Gary D. Chapman
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
- Christian Cantrell
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
- H. Norman Wright
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
- Warren Farrell
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
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