Quotations
Marriage
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
- George Bernard Shaw
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
- Albert Einstein
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
- Michel De Montaigne
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
- Diana Gabaldon
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
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