Quotations
Marriage
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
- L. M. Montgomery
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
- Mark Gorman
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
- Gabriel García Márquez
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