Quotations
Marriage
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
- Thomas Fuller
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
- Jane Austen
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
- Henry James
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
- Gary D. Chapman
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
- Gayle G. Roper
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
- Nia Vardalos
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
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