Quotations
Marriage
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
- Diana Gabaldon
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
- Dave Meurer
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
- Henny Youngman
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
- Gary D. Chapman
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
- Albert Einstein
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