Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
- George Bernard Shaw
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
- Henry James
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
- George Bernard Shaw
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
- Lisa Tawn Bergren
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
- Nora Ephron
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
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