Quotations
Marriage
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
- G. K. Chesterton
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
- Honoré De Balzac
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
- Nia Vardalos
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde
Oh, of course there's a risk in marrying anybody, but when it's all said and done, there's many a worse thing than a husband.
- L. M. Montgomery
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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