Quotations
Marriage
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
- Jarod Kintz
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
- George Bernard Shaw
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
- J. Courtney Sullivan
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Jane Austen
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
- Gayle G. Roper
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
- Michel De Montaigne
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