Quotations
Funny

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

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