Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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