Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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