Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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