Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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