Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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