Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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