Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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