Quotations
Funny

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin

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