Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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