Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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