Quotations
Funny
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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