Quotations
Funny
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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