Quotations
Funny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
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