Quotations
Funny
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
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