Quotations
Funny
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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