Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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