Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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