Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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