Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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