Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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