Quotations
Funny
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
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