Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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