Quotations
Funny

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

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