Quotations
Funny
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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