Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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