Quotations
Funny
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
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