Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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