Quotations
Funny
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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