Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Subscribe to our Newsletter
Note: Your personal data will be used by Simply Knowledge for the purpose of providing you with the Newsletter service, which you have specifically requested.
Your data are safe with Simply Knowledge
Login
Enter your e-mail and password to access account
New Users Register
Register to enjoy the benefits of Simply Knowledge.

