Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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