Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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