Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
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