Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
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