Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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