Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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