Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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