Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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