Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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