Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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