Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
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