Quotations
Funny
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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