Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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