Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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