Quotations
Funny

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

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