Quotations
Funny
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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