Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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