Quotations
Funny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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