Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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