Quotations
Funny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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