Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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