Quotations
Funny
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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