Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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