Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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