Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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