Quotations
Funny
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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