Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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