Quotations
Funny
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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