Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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