Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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