Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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