Quotations
Funny
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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