Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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