Quotations
Funny

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

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