Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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