Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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