Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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