Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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