Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
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