Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
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