Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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