Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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