Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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