Quotations
Funny
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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