Quotations
Funny

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

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