Quotations
Funny

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

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