Quotations
Funny
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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