Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
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