Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
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