Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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