Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
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