Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
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