Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
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