Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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