Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
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