Quotations
Funny
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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