Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
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