Quotations
Funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
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