Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
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