Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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