Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
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