Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
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