Quotations
Funny
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
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