Quotations
Funny
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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