Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
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