Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
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