Quotations
Funny
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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