Quotations
Funny
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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