Quotations
Funny
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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