Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
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