Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
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