Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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