Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
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