Quotations
Funny

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

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