Quotations
Funny
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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