Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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