Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
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