Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
- Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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