Quotations
Funny
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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