Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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