Quotations
Funny
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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