Quotations
Funny
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
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