Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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