Quotations
Funny
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
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