Quotations
Funny
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
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