Quotations
Funny

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce

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