Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Ronald Reagan
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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