Quotations
Funny
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- George Carlin
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
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