Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
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