Quotations
Funny
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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