Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- George Carlin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
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