Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
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