Quotations
Funny
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
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