Quotations
Funny
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
- Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
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