Quotations
Funny
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
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