Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
- Ambrose Bierce
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
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