Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
- Anonymous
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
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