Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Benjamin Franklin
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
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