Quotations
Funny
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
- George Bernard Shaw
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain
The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me
- Jarod Kintz
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
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