Quotations
Funny
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
- Anonymous
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
- Albert Einstein
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
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