Quotations
Funny
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
- Alfred North Whitehead
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
- Voltaire
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
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