Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
- George Bernard Shaw
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
- Winston S. Churchill
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
- Oscar Wilde
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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