Quotations
Funny
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston S. Churchill
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
- Wilson Mizner
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
- George Eliot
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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