Quotations
Funny
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
- Nikola Tesla
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
- George Bernard Shaw
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
- Ambrose Bierce
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
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