Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognize in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.