Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
-H. Norman Wright
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"