He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-Warren Farrell
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
