Quotations
Marriage

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

-Gabriel García Márquez

Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.



-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

-Honoré De Balzac

Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.

-J. Courtney Sullivan "Commencement"

Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

-Oscar Wilde "The Importance of Being Earnest"

The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.

-Nora Ephron

I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.

-Benjamin Franklin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?

-Barbra Streisand

It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.

-Thomas Hardy "Far from the Madding Crowd"

When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.

-Steve Maraboli

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