A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
Quotations
Marriage
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
-H. Norman Wright
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
