Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
-Lucretia Mott
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
