Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
-Toba Beta
"My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
