My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
