A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
A good marriage, like any partnership, meant subordinating one's own needs to that of the other's, in the expectation that the other will do the same.
-Nicholas Sparks
"True Believer"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"