My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
-Lucretia Mott
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
-Gayle G. Roper
"Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery"
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
