My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
