An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane