Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of the Island"
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.
-Philippa Gregory
"The Other Queen"
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
