Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of the Island"
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
