My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
