The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
-Mark Twain
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
