Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Quotations
Funny
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
"Epigrams of a Cynic"
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
