Quotations
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

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