Quotations
Funny

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

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