An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
-Voltaire
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
-Ambrose Bierce
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde