A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
