Quotations
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

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