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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

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