Quotations
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I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

-Ronald Reagan

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

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