Quotations
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

-George Bernard Shaw

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

-Mark Twain

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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