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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

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