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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

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