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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

-Frank Sinatra

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

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