When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Funny
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.
-Alfred North Whitehead
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
