Quotations
Funny

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

-Voltaire

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

-Oscar Wilde

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.