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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

-Mark Twain

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

I always feel that I have two duties to perform with a parting guest: one, to see that he doesn't forget anything that is his; the other, to see that he doesn't take anything that is mine.

-Alfred North Whitehead

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

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