Quotations
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.

-Anonymous

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

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