Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
-George Eliot
"Adam Bede"
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
-Ambrose Bierce
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
