Quotations
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.

-Wilson Mizner

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

-Ambrose Bierce

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

-Winston S. Churchill

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

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