Quotations
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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

-Mark Twain

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

-Nikola Tesla

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

-Yogi Berra

Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.

-Anonymous "The movie “Kinky Boots"

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

-George Eliot "Adam Bede"

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

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