Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Funny
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
-Mark Twain
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
