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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.

-Ambrose Bierce "Epigrams of a Cynic"

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

-George Carlin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

-Mark Twain

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

-Benjamin Franklin

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

-Mark Twain

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

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