Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
