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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me

-Jarod Kintz "The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

-Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

-Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

-Winston S. Churchill

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

-Mark Twain

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