As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
-Oscar Wilde
Quotations
Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
-George Bernard Shaw
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
-Winston S. Churchill
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
-Yogi Berra
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
