I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
Quotations
Funny
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-Woody Allen
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
