The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.