I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
