I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Imagination is a quality given to a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour is provided to console him for what he is.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees dawn before the rest of the world.
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.