I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Quotations
Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
