Quotations
Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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