Quotations
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand



When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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