When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.