The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
