The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
