Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Quotations
Mark Twain
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
