Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
