When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Quotations
Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
