Quotations
Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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