I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
