Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
