Quotations
Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Funny

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Inspiration

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Funny

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Dream

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Funny

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Funny

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Self - Discovery

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Funny

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Inspiration

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Death
Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
facebook    twitter    youtube   
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.