Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
