I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Quotations
Mark Twain
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
