Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
