Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand