Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
