The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.