I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Quotations
Mark Twain
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
