Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
