Quotations
Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand



Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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