Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
