Quotations
Mark Twain

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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