Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
