Quotations
Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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