In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.