We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
