It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
