Quotations
Mark Twain

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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