Quotations
Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



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