You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
