Quotations
Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Proudly owned by Aatman Innovations Pvt. Ltd. Mumbai, India.   |   Privacy Policy   |   Disclaimer   |   Sitemap   |   Best View - (1280x720) Latest Browsers
Feedback/Testimonials
*A strict action will be taken against any person/company found using the contents of this site in any form whatsoever.