Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.