Quotations
Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

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