You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
