God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
