Quotations
Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Be good and you will be lonesome.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

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