Quotations
Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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