Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
