The lack of money is the root of all evil.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.