Quotations
Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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