Be good and you will be lonesome.
Quotations
Mark Twain
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
