I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
