The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
