You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
