Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Be good and you will be lonesome.