Quotations
Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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