Quotations
Mark Twain

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



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