Quotations
Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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