Quotations
Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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