Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
