Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
