You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
