I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
