Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
