Quotations
Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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