Quotations
Mark Twain

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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