Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
