Quotations
Mark Twain

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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