Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
