Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
