Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
