Quotations
Mark Twain

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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