Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
