I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
