Quotations
Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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