If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.