Quotations
Mark Twain

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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