Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.