Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
