Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognize in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.