I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Skepticism is the beginning of Faith.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Ambition is the last refuge of failure.