I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Ambition is the last refuge of failure.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Hearts live by being wounded.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
