To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
To you I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
To you I’m an atheist. To God I’m the loyal opposition.