Be good and you will be lonesome.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.