Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
