Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
