Quotations
Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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