Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
