Quotations
Mark Twain

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.

Age

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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