God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
We can’t reach old age by another man’s road.
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
