Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
