Quotations
Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.

God
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