Quotations
Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

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