Quotations
Mark Twain

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.



In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand



I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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