Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Quotations
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
