The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Everyone is born a king, and most people die in exile.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot.
