To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Quotations
Marriage
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of the Island"
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
