TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
Quotations
Funny
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
-Frank Sinatra
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
-Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-Benjamin Franklin
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-Mark Twain
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
-Ronald Reagan
