Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-Mark Twain
Quotations
Funny
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-Mark Twain
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-Mark Twain
A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
-Anonymous
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.
-Alexandre Dumas
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
-Winston S. Churchill
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
