Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Quotations
Marriage
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
