Quotations
Marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Rodney Dangerfield

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

-Douglas Wilson

Never forget the nine most important words of any family: I love you. You are beautiful. Please forgive me.

-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

-Robert A. Heinlein

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

-Erma Bombeck

Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.



-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

-Anonymous

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?

-Barbra Streisand

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

-André Maurois

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.

-Benjamin Franklin

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