Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Marriage
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A good marriage, like any partnership, meant subordinating one's own needs to that of the other's, in the expectation that the other will do the same.
-Nicholas Sparks
"True Believer"
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
The essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back to where you begin.
-Jeffrey Eugenides
"Middlesex"
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
