When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Quotations
Marriage
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
