I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
