Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
