Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Quotations
Marriage
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
