My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
