My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.
-Helen Hollick
"The Kingmaking"
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
If he can't handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain and instead seeing a person's soul.
-Shannon L. Alder
"300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before marriage"
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
