My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
