Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Quotations
Marriage
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is more about work than about divine luck, more about finding someone to love than about finding someone to meet your own laundry list of personal needs.
-Mark Gorman
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
