A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.
-Thomas Hardy
"Far from the Madding Crowd"
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein