My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
