Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
In marriage, everyday you love and everyday you forgive. It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness.
-Bill Moyers
