My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he COULD be wicked and WOULDN'T.
-L. M. Montgomery
"Anne of the Island"
There is nothing more lovely in life than the union of two people whose love for one another has grown through the years from the small acorn of passion into a great rooted tree.
-Vita Sackville-West
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
