Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
The essential matrimonial facts: that to be happy you have to find variety in repetition; that to go forward you have to come back to where you begin.
-Jeffrey Eugenides
"Middlesex"
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
