He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
Quotations
Marriage
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
