I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
