I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-Homer
"The Odyssey"
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.
-Thomas Hardy
"Far from the Madding Crowd"
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.
-Philippa Gregory
"The Other Queen"
