Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.
-Anne Lamott "Joe Jones"
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
