Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
Quotations
Marriage
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
-Gary D. Chapman
"The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate"
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
