Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Quotations
Marriage
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The Scarlet Letter"
Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you.
-Gayle G. Roper
"Shadows on the Sand: A Seaside Mystery"
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.
-Benjamin Franklin
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
