Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands or commanding wives.
-Benjamin Franklin
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
-Lucretia Mott
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle