My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
It is not your love that sustains the marriage,
but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer
"Letters and Papers from Prison"
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The Scarlet Letter"
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
