Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
It appears that ordinary men take wives because possession is not possible without marriage, and that ordinary women accept husbands because marriage is not possible without possession.
-Thomas Hardy
"Far from the Madding Crowd"
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"