By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
-Hendrik Hertzberg
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-Warren Farrell
