The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
-Gabriel García Márquez
Quotations
Marriage
Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!
-Nathaniel Hawthorne
"The Scarlet Letter"
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
-Gary D. Chapman
"The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate"
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-George Bernard Shaw
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
-Thomas Fuller
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
