A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
