Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
-Nia Vardalos
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-Oscar Wilde
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-Warren Farrell
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
