Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Marriage
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
-George Bernard Shaw
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
