The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage was not the combination of two entities into one; it was instead the creation of a third entity whose sole purpose was to soothe and inspire the two individuals.
-Christian Cantrell
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman