Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage isn't about Winning - It's about Lasting
-Mark Gorman
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
