My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-Ambrose Bierce
What we do for each other before marriage is no indication of what we will do after marriage.
-Gary D. Chapman
"The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate"
