A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
-Oscar Wilde
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
-Groucho Marx
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
-Debbie Macomber
"Mrs. Miracle"
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-Albert Einstein