Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Quotations
Marriage
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Remember that children, marriages and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate.
-Barnett R. Brickner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
-Nora Ephron
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
-Ellen Key
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
