My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Quotations
Marriage
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
-Michel De Montaigne
From every human being there rises a light that reaches straight to heaven, and when two souls that are destined to be together find each other, the streams of light flow together and a single brighter light goes forth from that united being.
-Baal Shem Tov
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
-Warren Farrell
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Anne Taylor Fleming
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
