I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Quotations
Marriage
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.
-Henry James
"The Portrait of a Lady"
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
