Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Quotations
Marriage
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.
-Helen Hollick
"The Kingmaking"
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
-Honoré De Balzac
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habit and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Barbra Streisand
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"
In marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic; a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts; an enabler rather than a reformer.
-H. Norman Wright
