Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Ivan Doig
The heart is like a woman and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.
-Peter Kreeft
"Jesus-Shock"
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
-Dave Meurer
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin
To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.
-G. K. Chesterton
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.
-Douglas Wilson
Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.
-Jane Austen
"Pride and Prejudice"
