Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-Mae West
"The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said"
Quotations
Marriage
The true love is unconditional.
Marriage is a conditional bond.
-Toba Beta
"My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut"
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
-Henny Youngman
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
-George Bernard Shaw
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates
You'll be happy if you'll remember that men don't change much. Women do. Women adapt themselves, and if you think that means they lose their individuality, you're wrong. Show me a happy marriage and I'll show you a clever woman.
-Elizabeth Cadell
There is a French saying; Love is the dawn of marriage and marriage is the sunset of love.
-De Finod
How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.
-Zane
