Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-Anonymous
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-Helen Rowland
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.
-Diana Gabaldon
"An Echo in the Bone"
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
-George Bernard Shaw
No marriage stays in the same pattern forever. It is both the best feature of marriage and the worst that it inevitably changes.
-Lisa Kleypas
"Love in the Afternoon"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
-Shahrukh Khan
Never forget the nine most important words of any family:
I love you.
You are beautiful.
Please forgive me.
-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.
-Oscar Wilde
"The Importance of Being Earnest"