Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: Routine.
-Honoré De Balzac
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
-André Maurois
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
If you both care for each other more than you care for yourself, your marriage will endure all.
-Lisa Tawn Bergren
Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.
-J. Courtney Sullivan
"Commencement"
A woman is not property and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.
-Robert A. Heinlein
It is not your love that sustains the marriage,
but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer
"Letters and Papers from Prison"
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.
-Henry David Thoreau
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others; he makes others jealous of his woman.
-Steve Maraboli
