Quotations
Marriage

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-Rita Rudner

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

-Mahatma Gandhi

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Rodney Dangerfield

How can two people love each other, create children together, cohabitation, build a life together, and then end up hating each other in the end.

-Zane

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.

-George Bernard Shaw

There's no more usual basis of union than mutual misunderstanding.

-Henry James "The Portrait of a Lady"

Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.

-Diana Gabaldon "An Echo in the Bone"

Don’t be jealous if I spend 50% of my time with you and 50% of my time with others, because you get 100% of 50%, while all the others have to share that other 50%. This is the speech I’ve prepared to tell my wife in the future, when I’m spending a majority minus one percent of my time with my clones.



-Jarod Kintz "This Book Has No Title"

Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

-Oscar Wilde "The Importance of Being Earnest"

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