You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
-Anne Lamott
Quotations
God
All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The gods and demons were rivals of each other. The demons, swollen with pride, said, “In what, pray, should we place the oblation?” And they proceeded to place it in their own mouths.
-Scriptures "Satapata Brahmana"
God created man incorruptible, and made him in the image of his own nature, but through the devil’s envy, death came into the world.
-Bible "Bible"
You, therefore, must be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
-Bible "Matthew 5.48"
The only God worth talking about is a God that cannot be talked about.
-Walter Kaufmann
If you think God’s there, He is. If you don’t, He isn’t. And if that’s what God’s like, I wouldn’t worry about it.
-Haruki Murakami
"Kafka on the Shore"
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.
-Lynn Lavner "Lynn Lavner"
I have found God, but he is insufficient.
-Henry Miller
"Tropic of Cancer"
The artist must be in his work as God is in creation, invisible and all-powerful; his presence should be felt everywhere, but he should never be seen.
-Gustave Flaubert
