To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
-Woody Allen "Woody Allen"
Quotations
God
-Woody Allen "Woody Allen"
God is never tired of bringing the sun out every morning, taking it in the evenings and bringing out the moon.
-Jaachynma N. E. Agu
"The Prince and the Pauper"
The best reply to an atheist is to give him a good dinner and ask him if he believes there is a cook.
-Louis Nizer
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
-Saint Augustine of Hippo
What do you think of God, the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, He's not a think, he's a feel.
-Paul Frost
Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels.
-Anonymous
You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
-Anne Lamott
So India’s problem turns out to be the world’s problem. What happened in India has happened in God’s name.
The problem’s name is God.
-Salman Rushdie
"The Satanic Verses"
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way.
-C. S. Lewis
God has no religion.
-Mahatma Gandhi
