To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
-Woody Allen "Woody Allen"
To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.
God has no religion.
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
-Albert Einstein
God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.
-Rabindranath Tagore
"Stray Birds"
God has no religion.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Lord, give us joy in our families, and make us models for the rest.
Without God, life is like a school without a teacher. It is a wire with no current passing through it; it is a body with no soul.
The gods and demons were rivals of each other. The demons, swollen with pride, said, “In what, pray, should we place the oblation?” And they proceeded to place it in their own mouths.
Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels.
-Anonymous