You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
-Anne Lamott
Quotations
God
Chant the name of God with heartfelt devotion. Everything else is just a pompous worldly show.
-Sri Guru Granth Sahib "Guru Granth Sahib"
God does not test you because he knows you completely - your past, present and future.
-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
God can be realized through all paths. All religions are true. The important thing is to reach the roof. You can reach it by stone stairs or by wooden stairs or by bamboo steps or by a rope. You can also climb up by a bamboo pole.
-Ramakrishna Paramahamsa
To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
-Woody Allen "Woody Allen"
Hear good things, see good, do good, think good, then you get the Grace of God, as all the evil tendencies will be uprooted.
-Sathya Sai Baba "Sri Sathya Sai Baba"
The intricacies of spiritual philosophy and theologies are just a thought within Emptiness.
-A Spiritual Leader "Adyashanti"
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
-Joel Osteen
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-Voltaire
God is that infinite all of which man knows himself to be a finite part.
-Leo Tolstoy
