To you, I’m an atheist. To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
-Woody Allen "Woody Allen"
Quotations
God
-Woody Allen "Woody Allen"
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.
-Lynn Lavner "Lynn Lavner"
God has no religion.
-Gautama Buddha "Gautama Buddha"
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
-Albert Einstein
God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.
-Rabindranath Tagore
"Stray Birds"
God has no religion.
-Mahatma Gandhi
Lord, give us joy in our families, and make us models for the rest.
-Quran "Quran 25.74"
Without God, life is like a school without a teacher. It is a wire with no current passing through it; it is a body with no soul.
-Sathya Sai Baba "Sri Sathya Sai Baba"
The gods and demons were rivals of each other. The demons, swollen with pride, said, “In what, pray, should we place the oblation?” And they proceeded to place it in their own mouths.
-Scriptures "Satapata Brahmana"
Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels.
-Anonymous
