If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
-Woody Allen
Quotations
God
You will never cease to be the most amazed person on earth at what God has done for you on the inside.
-Oswald Chambers
"My Utmost for His Highest: Traditional Updated Edition"
So India’s problem turns out to be the world’s problem. What happened in India has happened in God’s name.
The problem’s name is God.
-Salman Rushdie
"The Satanic Verses"
The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.
-Voltaire
The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.
-Mignon McLaughlin
"The Second Neurotic's Notebook"
From the beginning men used God to justify the unjustifiable.
-Salman Rushdie
"The Satanic Verses"
The soul may ask God for anything, and never fail.
-Annie Dillard
"Teaching a Stone to Talk: Expeditions and Encounters"
When a man in the process of dreaming becomes conscious that he is dreaming, he is no longer identified with the phenomena; he is not affected exultantly or dolefully. God consciously dreams His cosmic play and is unaffected by its dualities.
-A Spiritual Leader "Paramahansa Yogananda"
God created man incorruptible, and made him in the image of his own nature, but through the devil’s envy, death came into the world.
-Bible "Bible"
When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.
-Peter O’toole "Peter O’Toole"
