Even the gods love jokes.
-Plato "Plato"
Even the gods love jokes.
Lord, give us joy in our families, and make us models for the rest.
To uphold righteousness, so supreme an act did he perform; he gave his head, but did not utter a word of sorrow. For the sake of righteousness, he did this great heroic deed; he laid down his life but not the principles… Guru Tegh Bahadur broke his earthly vase on the head of the Emperor of Delhi – and went to the abode of God.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
-Voltaire
What do you think of God, the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, He's not a think, he's a feel.
-Paul Frost
No one can be a slave of two masters. You cannot serve both God and money.
-Jesus Christ
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
-Albert Einstein
Heaven means to be one with God.
-Confucius
Shiva is all-pervading and present in each particle. Never differentiate between a Hindu and a Muslim. If you are shrewd and intelligent, know THY SELF. There lies acquaintance with God.
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
-Mark Twain