Just when I found out the meaning of life, they changed it.
-George Carlin
Just when I found out the meaning of life, they changed it.
-George Carlin
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
-Winston S. Churchill
Why don't you simply understand that events are happening outside and your life
is within you. Then whatever happens outside, why should your life be affected
by it ? It does, because you forcibly perceive yourself being attached to it.
-Deep Trivedi
This isn't life in the fast lane. It's life in the oncoming traffic.
-Terry Pratchett
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
-David "Dave" Barry
Life becomes a festival when gaiety and culture blend.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a Ride!
-Hunter S. Thompson
Life is a maths equation. In order to gain the most, you have to know how to convert negatives into positives.
Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.
-Alan Moore