Just when I found out the meaning of life, they changed it.
-George Carlin
Quotations
Life
Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.
-Alan Moore
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
-Tom Bodett
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
-Charlie Chaplin
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
-Winston S. Churchill
Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.
-Douglas Coupland
"Shampoo Planet"
Life only begins to be an adventure when we cease living it for ourselves.
-Joel S. Goldsmith
There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life.
-Kurt Cobain
Life is nothing to be very serious about. Life is a ball in your hands to play with. Don’t hold on to the ball.
-Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
-Coco Chanel
