I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-Ron White
Quotations
Life
Learning is retained through putting into practice; family prestige is maintained through good behavior; a respectable person is recognised by his excellent qualities; and anger is seen in the eyes.
-Chanakya "Chanakya"
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
-George Bernard Shaw
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
-Mark Twain
This isn't life in the fast lane. It's life in the oncoming traffic.
-Terry Pratchett
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
-Ambrose Bierce
You can get all A's and still flunk life.
-Walker Percy
"The Second Coming"
In three words I can sum up everything I've learnt about life: it goes on.
-Robert Frost
Life is as dear to a mute creature as it is to man. Just as one wants happiness and fears pain, just as one wants to live and not die, so do other creatures.
-Dalai Lama Xiv
It is not that you read a book, pass an examination and finish with education. The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning.
-J. Krishnamurti "J. Krishnamurti"
