My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
-Frank Zappa
Quotations
Religion
Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb
There is not enough religion in the world even to destroy religion.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.
-Thomas Paine
"The Age Of Reason"
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.
-David Mitchell
"The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet"
Many good sayings are to be found in holy books but merely reading them will not make one religious. One must practice the virtues taught in such books in order to acquire love of God.
-Ramakrishna Paramahamsa "Ramakrishna Paramahamsa"
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
-Lenny Bruce
Religion is just mind control.
-George Carlin
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
-George Carlin
All the religions of the world, while they may differ in other respects, unitedly proclaim that nothing lives in this world but Truth.
-Mahatma Gandhi
