Quotations
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

-Albert Einstein

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

-George Carlin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

-Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

-Oscar Wilde

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