Quotations
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I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

-Benjamin Franklin

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

-Mark Twain

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.

-Winston S. Churchill

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

-George Bernard Shaw

My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey; my family, its seems, begins where yours left off.

-Alexandre Dumas

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