A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-Albert Einstein
Quotations
Funny
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
-Nikola Tesla
Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.
-Anonymous
"The movie “Kinky Boots"
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
-Mark Twain
Copy from one, its plagiarism; copy from two, its research.
-Wilson Mizner
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
-George Bernard Shaw
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-Oscar Wilde
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
-Winston S. Churchill
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-Mark Twain
